If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
NOT FOOL WITH ME
our first snow fall together.
I wasn’t supposed to fall like this, but falling for you is the only mistake i wont beat myself up for. I love you
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I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist
Grace Kelly in Jamaica, 1955, photographed by Howell Conant